Post by earthman on Jul 13, 2007 17:23:53 GMT -4
I brought it up in another thread, so I figured I might as well share it with all of you.
This is an actual conversation Sean and myself had with a rather stupid individual on MSN about a year ago. It does have some swearing near the end, so I hope I'm not breaking any forum rules....but you will laugh.
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Brendon says:
hey, wanna talk to this kid who's almost unbearable to talk to?
Sean says:
oh god
Brendon says:
[e-mail address deleted for privacy reasons]
Sean says:
please bare in mind that my temper is short when it comes to idiots
Sean says:
can't you just like, add him to this convo?
Brendon says:
mine too
Brendon says:
no, i dont wanna talk to him!
Sean says:
i'd rather not grace my contact list with an idiot
Brendon says:
he pisses me off
Sean says:
aww c'mon
Sean says:
how does he?
Brendon says:
he's one of those kids who has these "LOL" emoticon things that he has on shortcut with the "L" key and "HEY" is on the "H" key [remember this.]
Brendon says:
so when he greets you, it's like "HEYeLOLLOLo!"
Brendon says:
christ, this just in:
Brendon says:
ah never mind it wont show
Sean says:
add him, c'mon
Brendon says:
ok, i will
curtis has been added to the conversation.
Sean says:
hey curist, i heard you're incredibley annoying to talk to
Sean says:
does this allegation carry a quantifiable amount of legitamacy?
Brendon says:
*tries to give rep*
Sean says:
lmao
curtis says:
no
Sean says:
ahh ok
Sean says:
hey
Brendon says:
c'mon curtis, say hello to sean
curtis says:
el [this was supposed to be "hello," but the aforementioned emoticons don't show up here. It would have looked like "HEYelLOL." From now on, I'll just put the letter that's supposed to be there in square brackets, but remember that they showed up to us as outrageous flashing pictures.]
curtis says:
asl
Sean says:
nearly 18, male, england
Sean says:
you?
curtis says:
nearly 15 m canada
Sean says:
ahh cool
Sean says:
you got any hobbies?
Sean says:
(apart from apparantly beign annoying)
Sean says:
oops
Sean says:
wrong convo [Sean and I were making fun of him in a separate window, but he typed in the wrong one.]
Sean says:
LOL
Brendon says:
hahahahahha
curtis says:
sports
Brendon says:
what sports?
curtis says:
w[h]o told u im really annoying
curtis says:
w[h]o
Brendon says:
whey-o!
curtis says:
w[h]at
Sean says:
i don't know
curtis says:
w[h]o is t[h]is
Sean says:
dude, it wouldn't take a whole lot of effort to move your right index finger to the "h" key
Sean says:
aswell as the shortcuts for emoticons
Sean says:
this is Sean
curtis says:
i meant w[h]o told u my addy
curtis says:
or did i add u
Sean says:
you added me
Sean says:
the other day
Sean says:
i think this is the first time you've been online though, after you added me
Sean says:
what's your asl?
curtis says:
i already told u
curtis says:
nearly 15 m canada
Sean says:
sorry, i forgot
curtis says:
ok no prob
Sean says:
so what sports do you do?
Sean says:
(freestyle masturbation)
Sean says:
sorry
Sean says:
wrong convo
Sean says:
LOL
curtis says:
stop acting like t[h]at
Sean says:
ok sorry
Sean says:
what sports do you do then?
Sean says:
i like football
Sean says:
or "soccer" as it's called over there
curtis says:
cu t[h]ats not funny
curtis says:
i like football to
Sean says:
cool, do you play it often?
curtis says:
no
Sean says:
ahh
Sean says:
is there a specific tactical position you like to partake in whilst engaging in a game of ball on the foot?
curtis says:
t[h]eres noboby around [h]ere t[h]at likes to play it
Sean says:
yeah, there's noboby around here either
curtis says:
tackeling
curtis says:
u
Brendon says:
in soccer, curtis?
Brendon says:
that = red card
curtis says:
o[h]
Sean says:
not neccessarily
curtis says:
i dont play soccer
Brendon says:
well, if it was clean, i suppose
Sean says:
i like to play midfield attack
curtis says:
cool
Brendon says:
when i played soccer, i was the defense type
Brendon says:
but that's another story
Sean says:
haha
curtis says:
so do i sound really annoying to u sean
Sean says:
it depends how annoying is operationalised, as well as the context in which the occurance of the operationalised "annoying" frequents itself in
curtis says:
i used to play soccer for my old sc[h]ool
Sean says:
cool
curtis says:
got a pic
Sean says:
only of pain and suffering
Sean says:
you?
curtis says:
no
curtis says:
got web cam
Sean says:
nope
Sean says:
g0t milk?
Brendon says:
go fish
curtis says:
yea
Sean says:
can i have some
Sean says:
by e-mail?
curtis says:
fis[h] w[h]ere
Sean says:
i live in italy so it's hard to get milk from canada any other way
curtis says:
o[h]
Sean says:
can you send me some by e-mail please?
curtis says:
i [h]ave very little and i dont t[h]ink my mom will let me
Brendon says:
tell her it's for sean
Brendon says:
she'll cave
Sean says:
yeah
Sean says:
in sweden, we get our coffee rationed
Sean says:
so if you could send me some by e-mail it's be appreciated
Brendon says:
same here in japan
curtis says:
awsome dude
Sean says:
could you send me some please?
Brendon says:
ask in swedish
curtis says:
[h]ow3
curtis says:
[h]ow
Sean says:
my e-mail address is 34 douche road, obliviousville, Finland
curtis says:
i dont now [h]ow to speak sweedis[h]
Brendon says:
sweedis HEY! sweedis HEY!
Brendon says:
that's all there is to it
curtis says:
i could only speak englis[h]
Sean says:
there are 6 letters in the Argentinian alphabet
Sean says:
so it's easy to pick up
Sean says:
please send me coffee
Brendon says:
here in cambodia, coffee is called juice
Brendon says:
and juice is called milk
curtis says:
y
curtis says:
[h]a[h]a
Brendon says:
it's so much easier that way, my dear boy
Sean says:
please send me coffee becase here in australia we are only allowed 8 500tonne jars a day
Brendon says:
that's not enough, even by my lithuanian standards!
Sean says:
please, we don't have much
curtis says:
neit[h]er do i
Sean says:
please can you spare some jam?
Brendon says:
in soviet russia, jam spares you!
Sean says:
everyone has jam in canada
Sean says:
here in greenland we don't have much
Sean says:
please
curtis says:
i [h]ave 1 inc of milk left
curtis says:
[h]old on for a sec
curtis says:
brb
Brendon says:
ok lol!!!1
Sean says:
curtis, what is your opinion on New Left Realism?
Sean says:
here in Thailand it is a hot topic
Brendon says:
we venezuelans do not concern ourselves with such matters
curtis says:
w[h]at does t[h]at mean
curtis says:
ok
Sean says:
it is a sociological perspective that focusses mainly on the effects of crime on the victim
Sean says:
here in doucheland it is a hot topic
Brendon says:
an example would be the lack of development in a third world country as a result of the humidity
curtis says:
my aunty [h]as just drank t[h]e milk on perposs because i said i was going to give it to u
Sean says:
taht sucks
curtis says:
i know
Sean says:
now my family will have to suffer another day with no milk
curtis says:
t[h]ats sad
Sean says:
we have no milk, and you need milk to survive the hot summers we get here in iceland
Brendon says:
my prayers are with you brave filipinos
curtis says:
t[h]en y dont u buy some cows
Brendon says:
cows are just a myth
curtis says:
im not a pilipino
Brendon says:
well some of us ARE, curtis
Sean says:
cows are extinct
curtis says:
[h]olly s[h]it
Sean says:
the milk making ones
Brendon says:
she did?
Brendon says:
you'd better clean her off! [this was referring to "holly shit"]
Sean says:
really
Sean says:
didn't you see the news?
Sean says:
every cow in the world is dead
Sean says:
from douche plague
Sean says:
really, it's scary as hell
curtis says:
really
Brendon says:
no, there's still a few left
Sean says:
where will we get our jam from
Brendon says:
here in laos
Sean says:
yeah, really
Sean says:
there's a few left, but they're dieing
Sean says:
their antlers are falling off, which means they're dieing
curtis says:
in canada t[h]eres a[lo]t left
Sean says:
not anymore
Sean says:
tomorrow go look for a cow
Brendon says:
curse you, New Left Realism, for killing the cows!
Sean says:
you wont find any
Brendon says:
i used to have a pet cow, but she never came out of her shell
curtis says:
t[h]eres cows rig[h]t down t[h]e street from my uncle
curtis says:
t[h]eres 6 of t[h]em
Brendon says:
are they safe and warm in their shells?
curtis says:
dont know
Brendon says:
you can't just look and see?
curtis says:
its really [h]ot out [h]ere i dont t[h]ink t[h]ey will be in t[h]ere s[h]ells
Brendon says:
maybe you're right
Brendon says:
how did you get to know so much about cows?
curtis says:
my uncle lives in t[h]e county
curtis says:
and i live in t[h]e city
Brendon says:
and yet he's just down the road?
Brendon says:
with his six cows?
curtis says:
tes
curtis says:
im in t[h]e city rig[h]t now
Brendon says:
what's the temperature like?
curtis says:
in t[h]e city
Sean says:
HOLY SHIT
Sean says:
omg
Sean says:
no
Sean says:
douche plague is now transmittable to humans
curtis says:
o[h] no
curtis says:
really
Brendon says:
did you hear that on the FMQ news?
curtis says:
no
Sean says:
some scientist just discovered that a human died of douche plague
Sean says:
this is awful
curtis says:
i know
Brendon says:
i hope they find a vaccine soon
Sean says:
people are advised to lick their thumbs after plunging them in their poop chutes to avoid
contamination
Brendon says:
makes sense to me
curtis says:
gross
curtis says:
[h]ey
Sean says:
i know
Brendon says:
it's that or DEATH, curtis
Sean says:
but otherwise you'll die
Sean says:
i just did it
Brendon says:
me too
Sean says:
now it means i live
Brendon says:
it was gross, but i feel safe
Sean says:
the thing is, cows can't lick their thumbs after plunging it into their poop chutes
Sean says:
poor cows
Sean says:
all dead
Brendon says:
no, his uncle has six cows
Brendon says:
he even said so
Sean says:
no crackers for me here in moronicdoucheland
Brendon says:
we never had crackers here in the sudan
curtis says:
im going to give u my auntys msn addy s[h]e'll tell u about t[h]e cows in t[h]e city of
winnipeg
curtis says:
c[h]ar-31@[h]otmail.com
Brendon says:
what's your aunt's asl?
Sean says:
cheyar-31@heyotmail.com
Sean says:
i'll add her
curtis says:
31 f canada
curtis says:
c[h]ar-31@[h]otmail.com
Brendon says:
oh, now i get it!
Sean says:
cheyar-31@heyotmail.com
Sean says:
thanks
curtis says:
[h]ey
curtis says:
listen
curtis says:
CHAR-31@
curtis says:
C H A R - 3 1 @
Brendon says:
@ what?
curtis says:
HOTMAIL.COM
Sean says:
ahh ok, thanks
curtis says:
no prob
Brendon says:
is your aunt a burn victim?
Sean says:
C H A R - 3 1 @hotmail.COM
Sean says:
i'll add him
curtis says:
dummy a aunty is a ladie
Brendon says:
remember, sean, it has to be in italics or it won't add
Sean says:
oh yeah, will do
Sean says:
what's a ladie?
curtis says:
lady
Sean says:
ohh
curtis says:
ok
Sean says:
ahh yeah, dummy a aunty
Sean says:
of course
Sean says:
lady
Sean says:
haha, how moronic of me
Brendon says:
here in spain, 'ladie' means man
curtis says:
o[h] ok
Sean says:
yeah, that's why i got confused
curtis says:
o[h]
curtis says:
sorry
Sean says:
simple mistake though
curtis says:
g2g
Brendon says:
bye curtis
Sean says:
alright, bye
Brendon says:
stay prtected against the douche plague!
Sean says:
yeah
Sean says:
remember
curtis says:
i will
Sean says:
ass plunge and lick
curtis says:
i know
Brendon says:
remember this rhyme:
Brendon says:
"ass-plunge and lick
makes you not sick"
Sean says:
that's how you do it
curtis says:
ok
Sean says:
bye bye from youidioticmoronland
Brendon says:
same here from mygodicantbelievehowdumbyouaresville
curtis says:
joking
curtis says:
fucker
Sean says:
sorry what?
Sean says:
no no
Sean says:
if you do that you'll get douche plague
curtis says:
not listening
Brendon says:
i was just kidding, curtis
Sean says:
yeah, i'm sorry curtis
Brendon says:
i'm actually from montana, france
Sean says:
i didn't mean to hurt your feelings
Sean says:
i feel bad
curtis says:
o[h] and t[h]at msn addy i sent u is not true [...which is why I didn't bother hiding it]
Sean says:
i feel cheated
curtis says:
yea[h] rig[h]t ass[h]ole
Sean says:
but can we call it even?
Sean says:
what's an assheyole?
curtis says:
not even
Brendon says:
tell your aunt i said hello
curtis says:
mot[h]er fuckwer
Brendon says:
tell her the safety rhyme we discussed earlier
curtis says:
no
Brendon says:
ok
curtis says:
bict[h]
curtis has left the conversation.
Sean says:
lmao.
This is an actual conversation Sean and myself had with a rather stupid individual on MSN about a year ago. It does have some swearing near the end, so I hope I'm not breaking any forum rules....but you will laugh.
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Brendon says:
hey, wanna talk to this kid who's almost unbearable to talk to?
Sean says:
oh god
Brendon says:
[e-mail address deleted for privacy reasons]
Sean says:
please bare in mind that my temper is short when it comes to idiots
Sean says:
can't you just like, add him to this convo?
Brendon says:
mine too
Brendon says:
no, i dont wanna talk to him!
Sean says:
i'd rather not grace my contact list with an idiot
Brendon says:
he pisses me off
Sean says:
aww c'mon
Sean says:
how does he?
Brendon says:
he's one of those kids who has these "LOL" emoticon things that he has on shortcut with the "L" key and "HEY" is on the "H" key [remember this.]
Brendon says:
so when he greets you, it's like "HEYeLOLLOLo!"
Brendon says:
christ, this just in:
Brendon says:
ah never mind it wont show
Sean says:
add him, c'mon
Brendon says:
ok, i will
curtis has been added to the conversation.
Sean says:
hey curist, i heard you're incredibley annoying to talk to
Sean says:
does this allegation carry a quantifiable amount of legitamacy?
Brendon says:
*tries to give rep*
Sean says:
lmao
curtis says:
no
Sean says:
ahh ok
Sean says:
hey
Brendon says:
c'mon curtis, say hello to sean
curtis says:
el [this was supposed to be "hello," but the aforementioned emoticons don't show up here. It would have looked like "HEYelLOL." From now on, I'll just put the letter that's supposed to be there in square brackets, but remember that they showed up to us as outrageous flashing pictures.]
curtis says:
asl
Sean says:
nearly 18, male, england
Sean says:
you?
curtis says:
nearly 15 m canada
Sean says:
ahh cool
Sean says:
you got any hobbies?
Sean says:
(apart from apparantly beign annoying)
Sean says:
oops
Sean says:
wrong convo [Sean and I were making fun of him in a separate window, but he typed in the wrong one.]
Sean says:
LOL
Brendon says:
hahahahahha
curtis says:
sports
Brendon says:
what sports?
curtis says:
w[h]o told u im really annoying
curtis says:
w[h]o
Brendon says:
whey-o!
curtis says:
w[h]at
Sean says:
i don't know
curtis says:
w[h]o is t[h]is
Sean says:
dude, it wouldn't take a whole lot of effort to move your right index finger to the "h" key
Sean says:
aswell as the shortcuts for emoticons
Sean says:
this is Sean
curtis says:
i meant w[h]o told u my addy
curtis says:
or did i add u
Sean says:
you added me
Sean says:
the other day
Sean says:
i think this is the first time you've been online though, after you added me
Sean says:
what's your asl?
curtis says:
i already told u
curtis says:
nearly 15 m canada
Sean says:
sorry, i forgot
curtis says:
ok no prob
Sean says:
so what sports do you do?
Sean says:
(freestyle masturbation)
Sean says:
sorry
Sean says:
wrong convo
Sean says:
LOL
curtis says:
stop acting like t[h]at
Sean says:
ok sorry
Sean says:
what sports do you do then?
Sean says:
i like football
Sean says:
or "soccer" as it's called over there
curtis says:
cu t[h]ats not funny
curtis says:
i like football to
Sean says:
cool, do you play it often?
curtis says:
no
Sean says:
ahh
Sean says:
is there a specific tactical position you like to partake in whilst engaging in a game of ball on the foot?
curtis says:
t[h]eres noboby around [h]ere t[h]at likes to play it
Sean says:
yeah, there's noboby around here either
curtis says:
tackeling
curtis says:
u
Brendon says:
in soccer, curtis?
Brendon says:
that = red card
curtis says:
o[h]
Sean says:
not neccessarily
curtis says:
i dont play soccer
Brendon says:
well, if it was clean, i suppose
Sean says:
i like to play midfield attack
curtis says:
cool
Brendon says:
when i played soccer, i was the defense type
Brendon says:
but that's another story
Sean says:
haha
curtis says:
so do i sound really annoying to u sean
Sean says:
it depends how annoying is operationalised, as well as the context in which the occurance of the operationalised "annoying" frequents itself in
curtis says:
i used to play soccer for my old sc[h]ool
Sean says:
cool
curtis says:
got a pic
Sean says:
only of pain and suffering
Sean says:
you?
curtis says:
no
curtis says:
got web cam
Sean says:
nope
Sean says:
g0t milk?
Brendon says:
go fish
curtis says:
yea
Sean says:
can i have some
Sean says:
by e-mail?
curtis says:
fis[h] w[h]ere
Sean says:
i live in italy so it's hard to get milk from canada any other way
curtis says:
o[h]
Sean says:
can you send me some by e-mail please?
curtis says:
i [h]ave very little and i dont t[h]ink my mom will let me
Brendon says:
tell her it's for sean
Brendon says:
she'll cave
Sean says:
yeah
Sean says:
in sweden, we get our coffee rationed
Sean says:
so if you could send me some by e-mail it's be appreciated
Brendon says:
same here in japan
curtis says:
awsome dude
Sean says:
could you send me some please?
Brendon says:
ask in swedish
curtis says:
[h]ow3
curtis says:
[h]ow
Sean says:
my e-mail address is 34 douche road, obliviousville, Finland
curtis says:
i dont now [h]ow to speak sweedis[h]
Brendon says:
sweedis HEY! sweedis HEY!
Brendon says:
that's all there is to it
curtis says:
i could only speak englis[h]
Sean says:
there are 6 letters in the Argentinian alphabet
Sean says:
so it's easy to pick up
Sean says:
please send me coffee
Brendon says:
here in cambodia, coffee is called juice
Brendon says:
and juice is called milk
curtis says:
y
curtis says:
[h]a[h]a
Brendon says:
it's so much easier that way, my dear boy
Sean says:
please send me coffee becase here in australia we are only allowed 8 500tonne jars a day
Brendon says:
that's not enough, even by my lithuanian standards!
Sean says:
please, we don't have much
curtis says:
neit[h]er do i
Sean says:
please can you spare some jam?
Brendon says:
in soviet russia, jam spares you!
Sean says:
everyone has jam in canada
Sean says:
here in greenland we don't have much
Sean says:
please
curtis says:
i [h]ave 1 inc of milk left
curtis says:
[h]old on for a sec
curtis says:
brb
Brendon says:
ok lol!!!1
Sean says:
curtis, what is your opinion on New Left Realism?
Sean says:
here in Thailand it is a hot topic
Brendon says:
we venezuelans do not concern ourselves with such matters
curtis says:
w[h]at does t[h]at mean
curtis says:
ok
Sean says:
it is a sociological perspective that focusses mainly on the effects of crime on the victim
Sean says:
here in doucheland it is a hot topic
Brendon says:
an example would be the lack of development in a third world country as a result of the humidity
curtis says:
my aunty [h]as just drank t[h]e milk on perposs because i said i was going to give it to u
Sean says:
taht sucks
curtis says:
i know
Sean says:
now my family will have to suffer another day with no milk
curtis says:
t[h]ats sad
Sean says:
we have no milk, and you need milk to survive the hot summers we get here in iceland
Brendon says:
my prayers are with you brave filipinos
curtis says:
t[h]en y dont u buy some cows
Brendon says:
cows are just a myth
curtis says:
im not a pilipino
Brendon says:
well some of us ARE, curtis
Sean says:
cows are extinct
curtis says:
[h]olly s[h]it
Sean says:
the milk making ones
Brendon says:
she did?
Brendon says:
you'd better clean her off! [this was referring to "holly shit"]
Sean says:
really
Sean says:
didn't you see the news?
Sean says:
every cow in the world is dead
Sean says:
from douche plague
Sean says:
really, it's scary as hell
curtis says:
really
Brendon says:
no, there's still a few left
Sean says:
where will we get our jam from
Brendon says:
here in laos
Sean says:
yeah, really
Sean says:
there's a few left, but they're dieing
Sean says:
their antlers are falling off, which means they're dieing
curtis says:
in canada t[h]eres a[lo]t left
Sean says:
not anymore
Sean says:
tomorrow go look for a cow
Brendon says:
curse you, New Left Realism, for killing the cows!
Sean says:
you wont find any
Brendon says:
i used to have a pet cow, but she never came out of her shell
curtis says:
t[h]eres cows rig[h]t down t[h]e street from my uncle
curtis says:
t[h]eres 6 of t[h]em
Brendon says:
are they safe and warm in their shells?
curtis says:
dont know
Brendon says:
you can't just look and see?
curtis says:
its really [h]ot out [h]ere i dont t[h]ink t[h]ey will be in t[h]ere s[h]ells
Brendon says:
maybe you're right
Brendon says:
how did you get to know so much about cows?
curtis says:
my uncle lives in t[h]e county
curtis says:
and i live in t[h]e city
Brendon says:
and yet he's just down the road?
Brendon says:
with his six cows?
curtis says:
tes
curtis says:
im in t[h]e city rig[h]t now
Brendon says:
what's the temperature like?
curtis says:
in t[h]e city
Sean says:
HOLY SHIT
Sean says:
omg
Sean says:
no
Sean says:
douche plague is now transmittable to humans
curtis says:
o[h] no
curtis says:
really
Brendon says:
did you hear that on the FMQ news?
curtis says:
no
Sean says:
some scientist just discovered that a human died of douche plague
Sean says:
this is awful
curtis says:
i know
Brendon says:
i hope they find a vaccine soon
Sean says:
people are advised to lick their thumbs after plunging them in their poop chutes to avoid
contamination
Brendon says:
makes sense to me
curtis says:
gross
curtis says:
[h]ey
Sean says:
i know
Brendon says:
it's that or DEATH, curtis
Sean says:
but otherwise you'll die
Sean says:
i just did it
Brendon says:
me too
Sean says:
now it means i live
Brendon says:
it was gross, but i feel safe
Sean says:
the thing is, cows can't lick their thumbs after plunging it into their poop chutes
Sean says:
poor cows
Sean says:
all dead
Brendon says:
no, his uncle has six cows
Brendon says:
he even said so
Sean says:
no crackers for me here in moronicdoucheland
Brendon says:
we never had crackers here in the sudan
curtis says:
im going to give u my auntys msn addy s[h]e'll tell u about t[h]e cows in t[h]e city of
winnipeg
curtis says:
c[h]ar-31@[h]otmail.com
Brendon says:
what's your aunt's asl?
Sean says:
cheyar-31@heyotmail.com
Sean says:
i'll add her
curtis says:
31 f canada
curtis says:
c[h]ar-31@[h]otmail.com
Brendon says:
oh, now i get it!
Sean says:
cheyar-31@heyotmail.com
Sean says:
thanks
curtis says:
[h]ey
curtis says:
listen
curtis says:
CHAR-31@
curtis says:
C H A R - 3 1 @
Brendon says:
@ what?
curtis says:
HOTMAIL.COM
Sean says:
ahh ok, thanks
curtis says:
no prob
Brendon says:
is your aunt a burn victim?
Sean says:
C H A R - 3 1 @hotmail.COM
Sean says:
i'll add him
curtis says:
dummy a aunty is a ladie
Brendon says:
remember, sean, it has to be in italics or it won't add
Sean says:
oh yeah, will do
Sean says:
what's a ladie?
curtis says:
lady
Sean says:
ohh
curtis says:
ok
Sean says:
ahh yeah, dummy a aunty
Sean says:
of course
Sean says:
lady
Sean says:
haha, how moronic of me
Brendon says:
here in spain, 'ladie' means man
curtis says:
o[h] ok
Sean says:
yeah, that's why i got confused
curtis says:
o[h]
curtis says:
sorry
Sean says:
simple mistake though
curtis says:
g2g
Brendon says:
bye curtis
Sean says:
alright, bye
Brendon says:
stay prtected against the douche plague!
Sean says:
yeah
Sean says:
remember
curtis says:
i will
Sean says:
ass plunge and lick
curtis says:
i know
Brendon says:
remember this rhyme:
Brendon says:
"ass-plunge and lick
makes you not sick"
Sean says:
that's how you do it
curtis says:
ok
Sean says:
bye bye from youidioticmoronland
Brendon says:
same here from mygodicantbelievehowdumbyouaresville
curtis says:
joking
curtis says:
fucker
Sean says:
sorry what?
Sean says:
no no
Sean says:
if you do that you'll get douche plague
curtis says:
not listening
Brendon says:
i was just kidding, curtis
Sean says:
yeah, i'm sorry curtis
Brendon says:
i'm actually from montana, france
Sean says:
i didn't mean to hurt your feelings
Sean says:
i feel bad
curtis says:
o[h] and t[h]at msn addy i sent u is not true [...which is why I didn't bother hiding it]
Sean says:
i feel cheated
curtis says:
yea[h] rig[h]t ass[h]ole
Sean says:
but can we call it even?
Sean says:
what's an assheyole?
curtis says:
not even
Brendon says:
tell your aunt i said hello
curtis says:
mot[h]er fuckwer
Brendon says:
tell her the safety rhyme we discussed earlier
curtis says:
no
Brendon says:
ok
curtis says:
bict[h]
curtis has left the conversation.
Sean says:
lmao.