Post by earthman on Jul 17, 2007 22:32:47 GMT -4
This is a song about a dog that came up to me one morning and barked its little eyes out but refused to attack me. I was like, "Dammit, dog, commit!"
Anyhow, this song has been brewing inside me since then, and I think it turned out pretty funnily.
idiot dog
at just a glance it's plain to see
you're not the dog you'd like to be
you're trying to intimidate
but failing cuz i'm not afraid of you
you can bark bark bark 'til your face is blue
but if you think i'll leave just cuz you want me to
you're an idiot dog, idiot dog
(stupidest dog i ever knew)
why you try i'll never know
you're keeping no one on their toes
if you're gonna make those threats
you better back 'em up, my friend
you can bark bark bark 'til your face is blue
but if you think i'll leave just cuz you want me to
you're an idiot dog, idiot dog
(stupidest dog i ever knew)
i've got just one thing to say to you:
you're an idiot dog
you're growling like you're gonna strike but staying well away
you want to get me good but something's keeping you at bay
you're more inclined to run and play than wound or maim or kill
your bark's more fearsome than your bite, but i'm more fearsome still!
well if you've got something to prove
now's the time to make your move!
bare your teeth and set 'em free
come on puppy take a run at me!
come on puppy take a run at me!
*solo*
i should have known you wouldn't act right from the very start
your fur is black and silky but you have a yellow heart
your cowardice is obvious to both of us it's true
stupid dog go [expletive] yourself, i've better things to do
idiot dog
idiot dog
idiot dog
*bark*
Anyhow, this song has been brewing inside me since then, and I think it turned out pretty funnily.
idiot dog
at just a glance it's plain to see
you're not the dog you'd like to be
you're trying to intimidate
but failing cuz i'm not afraid of you
you can bark bark bark 'til your face is blue
but if you think i'll leave just cuz you want me to
you're an idiot dog, idiot dog
(stupidest dog i ever knew)
why you try i'll never know
you're keeping no one on their toes
if you're gonna make those threats
you better back 'em up, my friend
you can bark bark bark 'til your face is blue
but if you think i'll leave just cuz you want me to
you're an idiot dog, idiot dog
(stupidest dog i ever knew)
i've got just one thing to say to you:
you're an idiot dog
you're growling like you're gonna strike but staying well away
you want to get me good but something's keeping you at bay
you're more inclined to run and play than wound or maim or kill
your bark's more fearsome than your bite, but i'm more fearsome still!
well if you've got something to prove
now's the time to make your move!
bare your teeth and set 'em free
come on puppy take a run at me!
come on puppy take a run at me!
*solo*
i should have known you wouldn't act right from the very start
your fur is black and silky but you have a yellow heart
your cowardice is obvious to both of us it's true
stupid dog go [expletive] yourself, i've better things to do
idiot dog
idiot dog
idiot dog
*bark*