Hunter60
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Post by Hunter60 on Apr 5, 2008 22:28:03 GMT -4
I went to a wedding today, and had some Jim Bean Whiskey mixed subtely in coke...*the soda. I dont think I should have, since I had just taken some pain killers for a horrible headache, which was not alchohal induced. The night is still young; my sister is now a certified EMT, and was given a bottle of 1800 whiskey or rather, tequila i think. i'll be enjoying that as well... i'm already getting a buzz, the room is hazy, which will probably account for my horrible spelling. please forgive; I'm sure you all will understand. Sounds like a good night ahead! Be careful and remember; no matter how loaded you get, always remember two things. NEVER, EVER eat anything bigger than your head and women DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, have adams apples. So come closing time and that lil' honey at the end of the bar is giving you a wink and a nod, make sure you take a glance down at her throat. Adams apple? Smile and say "No thanks" and walk away. Okay, I think I need to ask forgivness for this post. I am on my third Absolut vodka martini (very dry sir...like an ashtray) with three olives (preferrably stuffed with jalepeno's). Now if you'll excuse me, time to wander into the other room where I will lull myself into a state of semi-bliss plinking out some 12-bar blues... "Mmmm...my baby done left me, ain't that cold ... I said, yeah, my baby done left me, ain't that cold... Left me with the bills and done run off with my soul..."
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Post by Skeleton Keys on Apr 6, 2008 0:52:29 GMT -4
I went to a wedding today, and had some Jim Bean Whiskey mixed subtely in coke...*the soda. I dont think I should have, since I had just taken some pain killers for a horrible headache, which was not alchohal induced. The night is still young; my sister is now a certified EMT, and was given a bottle of 1800 whiskey or rather, tequila i think. i'll be enjoying that as well... i'm already getting a buzz, the room is hazy, which will probably account for my horrible spelling. please forgive; I'm sure you all will understand. Sounds like a good night ahead! Be careful and remember; no matter how loaded you get, always remember two things. NEVER, EVER eat anything bigger than your head. That shou;dnt be a problem, as it has been stated many times that I have a large head; something comical to big feet. I'm still looking for my damn camera so I can post a pic of my new cut. My hair probably hid the odd proportions of it anyways... I've had enough calories for one day I think, and will soon be heading off to bed. I didnt have anymore alchohal, but I do plan on going down on that bottle of 1800 in the morning, while my folks are off at church... See, there CAN be an advantage of being the son of a preacher! ... NOw that I think about it, my parents hold an odd array of vocations... My father owns a Automtive Upholstrey Shop and his own guitar store, and my mother is an embroiderer and lisenced (grr, there i go again) pastor. Which would I follow? I havent a damn clue.
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Post by stratman on Apr 6, 2008 6:04:29 GMT -4
Sounds like a good night ahead! Be careful and remember; no matter how loaded you get, always remember two things. NEVER, EVER eat anything bigger than your head and women DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, have adams apples. So come closing time and that lil' honey at the end of the bar is giving you a wink and a nod, make sure you take a glance down at her throat. Adams apple? Smile and say "No thanks" and walk away. Okay, I think I need to ask forgivness for this post. I am on my third Absolut vodka martini (very dry sir...like an ashtray) with three olives (preferrably stuffed with jalepeno's). Now if you'll excuse me, time to wander into the other room where I will lull myself into a state of semi-bliss plinking out some 12-bar blues... "Mmmm...my baby done left me, ain't that cold ... I said, yeah, my baby done left me, ain't that cold... Left me with the bills and done run off with my soul..." No forgivness needed Nick, we know that as 'knight of the circle of bar managers' at the guitar pub you can hold ya juice, now; keep playin buddy
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Post by Mr. G. on Apr 6, 2008 20:16:19 GMT -4
It's not Saturday, but here's what was for supper tonight, and it was yummy!
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Post by stratman on Apr 7, 2008 16:11:46 GMT -4
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Post by stratman on Apr 12, 2008 16:36:07 GMT -4
GF cooked some home-made fishcakes for supper...boootiful...gonna wash em down with a coupl'a shots of jack what's on the the grill this w/end big man?
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Post by earthman on Apr 12, 2008 16:47:53 GMT -4
Oh mannnnnnnnn.
One of my best friends just turned eighteen, so it is my duty as a good friend to introduce her to bar life tonight. It should be fun.
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Hunter60
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Post by Hunter60 on Apr 12, 2008 17:57:59 GMT -4
Just a few beers tonight my friends. It took me a few days to recover from last weekends madness. Oy. My head felt like a foot for two days.
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Post by Mr. G. on Apr 12, 2008 19:40:13 GMT -4
No grillin' this weekend, unfortunately. Too much rain Just sippin' on a few beers tonight... nothing special.
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Post by Skeleton Keys on Apr 13, 2008 12:51:25 GMT -4
I just got back from a weekend of fishing with my dad and brother, and a few dozen redneck guys. The drinking involved made my soloing over thier 12 bar blues oddly enhanced. It was a goodweekend. Just a saturday out on a lake fishing, drinking, and jamming that night with some of the locals made for an excellent time.
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Post by earthman on Apr 13, 2008 16:37:40 GMT -4
I had a good time last night too, but I think I need to quit. I find the gaps in my memory combined with my penchant for doing dumb things even while sober very troubling. Let's not get into details.
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Hunter60
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Post by Hunter60 on Apr 13, 2008 17:39:48 GMT -4
I had a good time last night too, but I think I need to quit. I find the gaps in my memory combined with my penchant for doing dumb things even while sober very troubling. Let's not get into details. Well if memory gaps and a predeliction for doing stupid things even when sober are an signpost to quit, I should have quit some time ago. I consider idiotic behavior a lifestyle choice. ;D
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Post by iiholly on Apr 15, 2008 14:26:41 GMT -4
I like guinness now and just to inform everyone I blame this expensive habit on Eric. SHAME! I wish I'd been left in the ignorance of my cheap american piss, which I still do love because... yeah I'm 20 and and in college. THAT and a blue moon with orange slice is my latest vice. Its only Tuesday though.
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Post by Mr. G. on Apr 15, 2008 14:53:27 GMT -4
Glad you're starting to get on the right track!
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Post by Akira on Apr 15, 2008 21:19:46 GMT -4
I need to drink more so I can add to this thread.
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Post by Mr. G. on Apr 16, 2008 10:40:45 GMT -4
that's the spirit!
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Post by earthman on Apr 16, 2008 14:16:07 GMT -4
Guitar Pub: enabling since 2007.
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Post by Skeleton Keys on Apr 16, 2008 17:47:00 GMT -4
Guitar Pub: enabling since 2007. LOL God bless alchohal.
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Post by earthman on Apr 17, 2008 0:02:33 GMT -4
One of my OTHER friends is turning 18 in about a week.
Damn it all.
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Post by iiholly on Apr 17, 2008 7:46:27 GMT -4
Man i can't wait until me 21st.
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