Post by Rustee on Mar 4, 2008 22:27:57 GMT -4
So the wife's new thing is singing those karaoke games on Playstation with her friends (while drinking of course). I'm not too thrilled by them myself, as most of the music is really cheesy, but one of the songs on them gave me an idea. So last weekend while they played, I re-worked the lyrics below. I tried keeping close to the original, and a few lines didn't change at all.
Original lyrics (and midi)
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you ate
I just died in your arms tonight
I keep holding for something I can't breathe
Mushroom clouds are all around me
And I don't see an easy way to get out of this
T.P. sits on the bedside table
My nostrils are closed, but there's a tear in my eye
Who would've thought that a stench like that, could come out of you
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you ate
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of hiss
I should've walked away
I should've ran away
Is there any just cause for feeling like this?
With the pungence I'm a making a fist
You try to be discreet, but then blow it again
I've tossed and turned, it's my final mistake
Your loving is toxic, it's more than I can take
Because you've soiled your panties one too many times
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you ate
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of hiss
I should've walked away
I should've ran away
It was a long hot blast
She made me queasy, she's holdin me tight
But now it's over the moment is gone
I raised my nose in the air, the smell is still strong
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you ate
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of hiss
I should've walked away
I should've ran away
Original lyrics (and midi)
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you ate
I just died in your arms tonight
I keep holding for something I can't breathe
Mushroom clouds are all around me
And I don't see an easy way to get out of this
T.P. sits on the bedside table
My nostrils are closed, but there's a tear in my eye
Who would've thought that a stench like that, could come out of you
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you ate
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of hiss
I should've walked away
I should've ran away
Is there any just cause for feeling like this?
With the pungence I'm a making a fist
You try to be discreet, but then blow it again
I've tossed and turned, it's my final mistake
Your loving is toxic, it's more than I can take
Because you've soiled your panties one too many times
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you ate
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of hiss
I should've walked away
I should've ran away
It was a long hot blast
She made me queasy, she's holdin me tight
But now it's over the moment is gone
I raised my nose in the air, the smell is still strong
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you ate
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of hiss
I should've walked away
I should've ran away